...Life and Stuff...


I'm not Snow White but I'm lost inside this forest, I'm not Red Riding Hood but I think the wolves have got me. Don't want those stellettos, I'm not Cinderella, I don't need a knight so baby take off all that armour. When I lay my head down to go to sleep at night my dreams consist of things that'll make you wanna hide. I'm not afraid to face a little bit of danger.
I am Alice, and I am lost so I built my own Wonderland to escape from real life, because real life is where the pain and hurt is.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

holmestucked:

kayotics:

dadles:

thesticler:

mutisija:

deadgaysamurai:

odair:

i’m actually terrified 

is satan offering me his phone number

*SCREAMS*

I actually am SCREAMING

AAAAAAAAAAAA I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD

hoLY FUCKING SHIT IMC TRY IGNG FUYFHJCKD

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via whatigo2school4)

willtana:

literally my favorite gif to ever gif

(via mirandadoesntknow)

Did you know that in Denmark students are paid for studying?

(Source: atormenta-dores, via facingyourfailure)

The only thing worse than crocs are these

(Source: teapayne, via legit-humor)

laughpotion: http://laughpotion.tumblr.com/

(via legit-humor)

playparky: watcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk
danceycorpse: Why do you have a thing what is that legal
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
if-i-meant-a-lot-to-you: Oh Miranda!

I know I am probably over-reacting…

but ‘fat’ seems to cut me like a fiery blade of death. I know it isn’t the meanest thing someone can say, but yeahhh, it is something that I hate… I can’t believe I am still thinking about it. Like, it has been hours and a cat nap since it was said but it still is burning.

otlgaming:

MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!

Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level.  Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.

(via anchorman-dan)